NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION

WTF is this????

2009-01-07T01:27:00.001-05:00

It is ANOTHER attempt to return to form. I used to talk my shit on the regulak on blogger, but then I fell into other things... (twitter) and yet I still miss this thing here...

"It keeps callin me" (credit : random movie crackhead)

Life is funny. I need to make sure I document the hilarity.

What Was The Point of This

2008-10-28T14:05:00.002-05:00

A REALLY DUMB ARTICLE NOT ABOUT COMMON

So a shooting went down in planet Brooklyn, and Common the rapper gets hair cuts there. i will refrain from mentioning how stupid this is... You can all add your own smart comments

The Return Of The King

2008-08-28T03:51:00.001-05:00

I am going to make another go of this...
Videos soon to come!!!

WHAT DO THESE THINGS HAVE 2 DO W/ EACH OTHER?

2008-04-25T12:09:00.000-05:00

kayosonthego: My life is officially worthless
HolleyMonelle: [AWAY] Acquitted on all counts. Smh, wow.
HolleyMonelle:
HolleyMonelle: "So I would write it if yall could get it, but bein' intricate will get you wood critics..."
HolleyMonelle:
HolleyMonelle: Lesson of the Day: In reviewing every relationship, friendship, success, failure or encounter, you'll find that you always get exactly what you attract. Everything you want is brought on by you - therefore, nothing is unattainable.
HolleyMonelle:
HolleyMonelle: Dare to Dream.
HolleyMonelle:
HolleyMonelle: www.cuzwesaidsoradio.blogspot.com
HolleyMonelle: Why?
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kayosonthego: Cuz u can shoot me 50 times and not even be convicted of so much as littering 4 all the spent shells on the ground.
kayosonthego: A kid I knew gets shot in my general area, and nobody is guilty of anything...
kayosonthego: Its ok.
kayosonthego: Lets shoot all the black males...
kayosonthego: Apparently its legal
kayosonthego: Its nigger hunting season
kayosonthego: And a badge apparently is a hunting license
HolleyMonelle: Welcome aboard.
kayosonthego: Well I woulda shot 2... but I would have fully expected some kinna retribution...
kayosonthego: What I remember of him he wasn't a nigger nigger... the othe 2 tho.... shtraight hood trash
HolleyMonelle: That still doesn't make it justifiable
kayosonthego: Why I said I woulda expected retribution
HolleyMonelle: Either way, the shit is ridiculous
HolleyMonelle: And two of the cops were black
kayosonthego: indeed
HolleyMonelle: I thought they'd at least get some time
kayosonthego: Hell I would have expected the guy who dumped 2 FULL CLIPS 2 go
kayosonthego: He reloaded....
HolleyMonelle: Smh
HolleyMonelle: No time
HolleyMonelle: Nothing
HolleyMonelle: That shit is crazy
HolleyMonelle: After one clip, you'd at least check the scene
HolleyMonelle: And realize that NO ONE shot at you
HolleyMonelle: At all
HolleyMonelle: I mean got damn
kayosonthego: I could see 1 or 2 shots... then lookin 2 see what's going on....
HolleyMonelle: Wtf
HolleyMonelle: A little peek or somethin
kayosonthego: But 2 stop, reload, and go in again... and not notice nobodys shooting back
HolleyMonelle: But a full clip, no peek, then a reload?
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kayosonthego: That nygga needs 2 be under the jail
kayosonthego: Nas needs 2 change his single from "be a nigger too" to something like "niggers have no value"
kayosonthego: Shock the world w/ the truth they ignore....
kayosonthego: Apparently we as black people have no value in this world....
kayosonthego: And nas wants 2 make a statement... highlight how apparently we aren't worth a littering ticket
kayosonthego: NOTHING
kayosonthego: I don't even wanna leave the house.
kayosonthego: I might get shot... and have an imaginary friend who runs around the block w/ all the guns and never is seen again
kayosonthego: How everybody get all kinds of shot up, except 1 kid, who runs away.... and if he ran, y r u shooting everybody sitting in the car?
kayosonthego: The alleged dude w/ the alleged gun allegedly ran away...
HolleyMonelle: Smh
------------------------------- 10:22 am -------------------------------
kayosonthego: but its definantly some kinna outside forces @ work...
kayosonthego: People in the hood shoot eachother and go 2 jail.... u know how many hood criminals there r.... w/o justice....
kayosonthego: And nypd shoots a black man... they know who did it... and still no jail...
kayosonthego: Apparently it really is legal
kayosonthego: Like shoot a white guy... ur goin down
HolleyMonelle: Beneath the jail
kayosonthego: Mafia dudes go 2 jail 4 shit they did 20 years ago... vinny the tooth will tell on that ass now a days...
kayosonthego: For some old shit
kayosonthego: (Snitchin ass bitches... mafia dudes apparently aint as real as they used 2 be)
kayosonthego: But shoot a black man, hang around, smoke a fukkin cig... get a pat on the back, 1 less apparently.
kayosonthego: I'm tight
kayosonthego: I'm done.
kayosonthego: Sorry h
HolleyMonelle: Nah its cool
HolleyMonelle: I already went off this morning
HolleyMonelle: My sister called me at work w/ the verdict
HolleyMonelle: I'm like, acquitted?
HolleyMonelle: WTF
HolleyMonelle: That shit is just dum
HolleyMonelle: Over 50 fuckin witnesses?
HolleyMonelle: Like - wtf
kayosonthego: And a bench trial...
kayosonthego: No jury
kayosonthego: The judge is a fukkin idiot
kayosonthego: Or he "just bought a new car"
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HolleyMonelle: "Just bought TWO new cars"
HolleyMonelle: Why the fuck was it a trial w/ no jury anyway
HolleyMonelle: B/c they know the ppl would make the RIGHT decision
kayosonthego: Everybody has a bench trial option....
kayosonthego: Its easire 2 write 1 check than 12
kayosonthego: Easier
HolleyMonelle: That shit is bullshit Glen
HolleyMonelle: Smh
HolleyMonelle: Shouldn't have been a damn option
HolleyMonelle: Easier to pay off one dumb ass judge
kayosonthego: It is tho... ehhh...
HolleyMonelle: Ridiculous
kayosonthego: Word
------------------------------- 10:44 am -------------------------------
HolleyMonelle: You know the hood is pissed when 45 min after Summer Jam tickets go on sale, there's still hella floor seats left
------------------------------- 10:49 am -------------------------------
kayosonthego: There r no artists worth seeing besides 'ye
HolleyMonelle: I'm just sayin
HolleyMonelle: Last year, that shit was super wack
HolleyMonelle: Sold out
------------------------------- 10:53 am -------------------------------
kayosonthego: Lol!
HolleyMonelle: That shit was trash
HolleyMonelle: Ah man
HolleyMonelle: Glad I didn't go
HolleyMonelle: The year b4 was dope tho
HolleyMonelle: MJBbbb
kayosonthego: <<- liked MJB stacey adams music....
kayosonthego: Can't stand the new ish really.
HolleyMonelle: Ughhhh
HolleyMonelle: Her new shit is disgustingly ugh
HolleyMonelle: But, "Share My World" Mary was at the 06 Summer Jam
HolleyMonelle: I was thoroughly impressed.
kayosonthego: I love stacey adams music
kayosonthego: By stacey adams I mean....
kayosonthego: U can hear KC"s foot in that ass music
HolleyMonelle: Lololol
HolleyMonelle: Yessssss
kayosonthego: I hope jeezy shoots keyshia cole or some shit... she ever gets happy...
kayosonthego: Its over 4 her
HolleyMonelle: LMAO
kayosonthego: Mary was on some show saying if her fans really loved her, they would be happy 4 her... and accept her new music...
HolleyMonelle: That means she knows her shit is wack
kayosonthego: Oh I'm sorry, so we have 2 bullshit w/ no feeling cuz ur happy now...
kayosonthego: I'm sorry I'm stick w/ mariah 4 happy music. She has a better voice 4 that shit.
kayosonthego: Mary has the best "I smoke 2 packs a day, and this nygga keeps swinging on me" voice ever
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kayosonthego: No mary, quanita liked ur shit cuz she was goin thru the same dumb shit u were. Ur audience is still the same (which I don't know what it says about black people not being able 2 move on and gropw up but that's another rant...)
kayosonthego: Hell I like it still cuz a: it was humerous and b: u actually cared...
kayosonthego: She sounds disinterested now...

THE WIFE OF A BRAIN SURGEON

2008-02-22T15:53:00.002-05:00

Would you let the wife of a brain surgeon operate on you?
No?
Thought not. Most logical people would say no. That isn't even anything that will begin to qualify you 4 that task...
SO WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE SAY HILLARY CLINTON WAS MARRIED 2 A PRESIDENT, SO THATS EXPERIENCE IN THE WHITE HOUSE???
The fukkin White House cook has White House experience 2? Wanna vote 4 her/him?
Monica Lewinski has Oval Office experience too... Lets put her on the ticket!

People. If you sit down and think about it, Hillary isn't much more experienced that Obama is... and thats not saying too much.

Maybe its time we start to think outside of the box, and not do what we were force fed by our parents. if you do your own independent research, you might be surprised @ what you find.

I MESSED IT UP ALREADY

2008-01-03T12:49:00.000-05:00

So, i made a resolution to blog more frequently in '08 and i am already slacking on that. WTF. Well anyway, welcome 2 the grand reopening of this page.... hopefully i can keep it up and make it 1 of the greats like dallaspenn dot com

LUPE FIASCO IS SOOO COOL

2007-06-28T23:58:00.000-05:00

From his last album, but its never to late to start plugging the new album..
The Cool... in stores Halloween (allegedly)

Something Tells Me He Aint Talkin About Coffee

2007-06-28T23:50:00.000-05:00

Catchiest song in a long time?!?!?!?

STRONGER

2007-06-28T23:46:00.000-05:00

Kanye takin a fly sample...
YOU ARE NOT AN 80'S BABY UNLESS U KNEW THIS SONG PRIOR TO KANYE LOOPIN IT.

"I'll do anything for a blond dyke"- Kanye West... what a comedian

EPMD... STILL IN BUSINESS

2007-06-28T23:44:00.000-05:00

ERICK SERMON IS BETTER THAN EVER!!!
Parrish... Not so much.

AND YOU THOUGHT WAYNE WAS THE ORIGINAL WEEZY

2007-06-28T23:34:00.000-05:00

An impersonation of Lil Wang, that had me in stitches. This shit is hilarious...

"I am the shit. Get me a pamper"

Is this a gay thing??

2007-02-26T16:21:00.000-05:00

Does the fact that i love the Ellen Degeneres show throw doubt on me? Her show is WWWAAAAAAAYYY better than Oprah... get @ me

LEAVE THEM ALONE

2007-02-26T12:48:00.001-05:00

Hey y'all... I was just wondering, what would you all do in this situation....

What would you do if ya significant other tried to tell you who you could and couldn't talk to?
would you honor their wishes and cut of ya peoples just 2 make him/her happy, or would u tell them 2 suck it up and deal w/ it???
I dunno yo... its a tuff call...

BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK....

2007-02-22T11:53:00.000-05:00

I dunno what I was doing, but I feel it's time to bring it back....

GIRLS ARE LAME.....

2007-01-01T21:10:00.000-05:00

So i have an anonymous female friend who is a sucker.

Why do girls allow guys 2 get away w/ murder? Sure, don't talk 2 me for a month. I will still be here when u decide to return.

It could be that girls are just plain dumb, or maybe its a sad indictment of guys... Is it that most guys are so lame that that ladies have to settle for some random halfway halfassed decent guy?

STEP YA GAME UP LADIES AND GENTS.

BLACK ISREALITE FOOLISHNESS

2007-01-01T20:34:00.000-05:00

So, on my way home from the plantation today, i saw the "black israelite" idiots that regularly roam the streets of NYC harassing pedestrians and what not, and it dawned on me...

WHAT DOES THE RACIAL BACKGROUND OF JESUS REALLY MATTER?

I mean the Bible says He was bronze in color, and had hair of wool. but really does that make Him a black man? Not really. It makes Him an arab most likely. Which in and of itself doesn't really mean much. What is really important is that He existed. What ever color He may have been.

These stupid jigs run around yappin' about Jesus' color as if it makes black people superior 2 any other race. Hell Jesus was a man. Does that make men better than women? Jesus also walked about the people. Does that make him better than people who are paralyzed?

If you dont sweat any of the other details of Him, why stress that one.

FLIPPIN IDIOTS.

GET @ ME

happy new year

2006-12-31T02:49:00.000-05:00

yeah, the obligatory happy new year post.... yawn. not even worth capitalization...

BLOGGER JACKERS

2006-12-20T01:59:00.000-05:00

"I'm so far ahead of my time, I'm about 2 start another life. Look behind you I'm about to pass you twice" -Sean Corey Carter

That is how i feel about a lot of you. 1st there was an article on hiphopdx.com about wack rappers and hot beats. I read it and enjoyed it. I thought it was insightful and i agreed with much of it, but then later on there was a post on dallaspenn.com about "Reasonable Doubt" being the album of the year in 06. GREAT IDEA, just 1 problem... I did that one already way back in October. Its ok though. It wasn't a rip of my rant anyway, but damn, am I a prophet or what. You all wish you could be cool like me.

"Back to the future, i gotta slow up for the present. I'm fast..."-Sean Corey Carter

Who could say it better.

this it terrible

2006-12-15T13:46:00.001-05:00

technorati is soooooo lame

BARAK OBAMA WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT... SORRY JIGGA-BOOS.

2006-12-15T12:32:00.000-05:00

Barak Hussein Obama will never be president of the US. a big reason is because he is black, granted. But an even bigger reason that he won't be president is... You guessed it. THAT SILLY ASS NAME. Barak Obama is bad enough, but HUSSEIN is over the top. No white person w/ more than 12 brain cells firing will ever vote for a black man named "Hussein".

Moral of the story... Pay attention to what you name your children. You can fuck up a totally good child w/ a name not fit for a resume.

FOR PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY

2006-12-13T12:22:00.000-05:00

So 06 was a wack year 4 commercial rap music, and 05... not as bad as this year, but not a banner year either. Most of the commercial rap albums that have been released have been basura, Straight trash. At best, plainly mediocre.

Jigga released an average album... Nothing bad, but not what someone annointed the "best ever" should be releasing. Lil Wayne dropped a very hot "carter II" but still it had way too much filler. Lupe, the most promising new artist in a long time, dropped possibly the best debut album in a LONG LONG time. But still, there were so many albums that were just "EEHHHH"...

Games album was wack. He cant rap. He raps like he learned about it from a textbook and never actually HEARD it. He tries to fit to many words in a bar, and just sounds clumsy. T.I. he is cool, but i was expecting more from the album, especially considering the epic "What you know about that" as a lead single. The video made the song seem like a coronation of a king, but the album was more of the same from T.I., some how singles, and alot of stuff that has a skip count higher than its play count in my itunes.

But still, we had the mixtapes. Lupe (the gorilla) bodied alot of recycled and totally fresh beats. He was the man, and singlehandedly rekindled my interest in rap music.

Lil Wayne, has had sooooo much material on the "internets" in the recent past that its silly. he has become nice as hell. maybe the best rapper in the south, and can naow, maybe, be named in arguments w/o a snicker in "best rapper" arguments.

Killer Mike... more hotness.

Kanye, he has had a load of success w/ his albums, but he also has LOADS of GREAT unreleased material. I mean this guys throwaways are better than damn near anything else most rappers come out with!

The Genesis

2006-12-13T00:32:00.000-05:00

here is where i will share my feelings on the world in general, and hip-hop specifically... Get on board, its gonna be a fun ride.

If your signifigant other tried 2 tell you, you couldnt talk 2 specific people or a specific group of people... what would you do??
	NOT TALK TO THE PEOPLE
	PRETEND TO NOT TALK TO THE PEOPLE
	TELL THEM 2 BEAT IT, AND LEAVE THEM...
	TELL THEM 2 SUCK IT UP AND DEAL W/ IT....
	OTHER....

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